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. >> union busting is disgusting! (laughter). >> jon: dude, you're from michigan, detroit, "8 mile." you've got to come up with better rhymes that busting-disgusting if you want to win the khraoe climactic rap. you have to put effort into it. (laughter) (cheers and applause) look, you have one job at one factory, when you seize every benefit you could, yo, our palms are sweaty, knees week, arms heavy, working in a factory all day building chevys, like the volt, you plug it in, and then you win -- ecologically, because if it was an actual race you would not -- actually. you've got to dues collect for the unions oro bahts are going to come and take away our jobs or to the chinese kids with the tiny hands to work and go -- ♪ this of ha tunety comes once in a lifetime note? note yo! (cheers and applause) you know what i realized? if i perform my hoff-torah a as bad as that i would owe my relatives money. for more we go to aasif mandvi in michigan and jason jones in indiana. there's not much kpet advantage in doing somet
. >> union busting is disgusting! (laughter). >> jon: dude, you're from michigan, detroit, "8 mile." you've got to come up with better rhymes that busting-disgusting if you want to win the khraoe climactic rap. you have to put effort into it. (laughter) (cheers and applause) look, you have one job at one factory, when you seize every benefit you could, yo, our palms are sweaty, knees week, arms heavy, working in a factory all day building chevys, like the volt, you plug it...
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(laughter) now you want to unionize! besides, everyone knows comparatively speaking in the wal-mart world you've got it pretty good. >> violent protests in bangladesh this morning after a deadly garment factory fire. saturday's fire killed at least 112 factory workers. the factory is owned by an exporter whose clients include wal-mart. >> jon: see? (laughter) wah-wah! "i work at wal-mart in the united states! i can't afford to take my kids to the doctor!" well, at least where you work there are exits! (laughter and applause) and the worst part of that fire -- (cheers and applause) the worst part of that fire is the devastating impact that it's going to have on wal-mart. >> this is a big giant prize for unions. this is a big giant prize for those who are anti-capitalism. if it's not this, it will be something else. >> i think it's a stretch, an amazing stretch, to try to pin this on wal-mart. i can't think of a worse target. >> jon: oh, i actually -- i believe that's wal-mart's slogan: "think of a worse target." (cheers a
(laughter) now you want to unionize! besides, everyone knows comparatively speaking in the wal-mart world you've got it pretty good. >> violent protests in bangladesh this morning after a deadly garment factory fire. saturday's fire killed at least 112 factory workers. the factory is owned by an exporter whose clients include wal-mart. >> jon: see? (laughter) wah-wah! "i work at wal-mart in the united states! i can't afford to take my kids to the doctor!" well, at least...
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the party that hates the teachers unions gives chairmanships based on tenure? (laughter) look, it's a republican house. no media mob of p.c. diversity cops is going tell how speaker john baner what to do. >> congresswoman can days miller of michigan will chair the house administration committee. >> jon: we got one! whoo! a lady with lady parts! she will be the chair of the house administration committee whose responsibilities apparently range from making congress more open and accessible to ensuring the house runs efficiently and smoothly. (audience reacts) (laughter) so we've got a woman to be-- to coin a phrase-- the housewife. (laughter) problem solved. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> jon: my guest tonight is 2012 cy young award winner. his new book is called "wherever i wind up" and he's the subject in the documentary film "knuckleball." >> you're considered a fluke is basically what it comes down to. i want to combat that because i think it's a very valid pitch. >> >> r.a. is committed to proving that it's not a gimmick.
the party that hates the teachers unions gives chairmanships based on tenure? (laughter) look, it's a republican house. no media mob of p.c. diversity cops is going tell how speaker john baner what to do. >> congresswoman can days miller of michigan will chair the house administration committee. >> jon: we got one! whoo! a lady with lady parts! she will be the chair of the house administration committee whose responsibilities apparently range from making congress more open and...
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by the bays there, inland a little bit, union beach, these are working communities that need to rebuild and need the money. this isn't just millionaires or second homes and that type of thing. >> definitely not. in fact i was telling the folks in washington today that the homes that were damaged or destroyed, 80% of them were the person's sole residence. and so people think it's like the millionaire homes on the beach. but really most of the folks are this is where they live every day this is where their kid goes to school. this is where they're retired too. >> jon: so you are in a weird spot. because you're a guy, so you are down there, are you asking for money. the same day the legislature in new jersey they ask if new jersey is going to do an obamacare exchange. >> yeah. >> jon: so you're down talking to the president while in your state they're saying are you going to do one of those state exchanges. you want money from him but down here you vetoed the exchange. go he know about that? de say like maybe i'll throw in another billion like-- what kind of-- what kind of horse trading ar
by the bays there, inland a little bit, union beach, these are working communities that need to rebuild and need the money. this isn't just millionaires or second homes and that type of thing. >> definitely not. in fact i was telling the folks in washington today that the homes that were damaged or destroyed, 80% of them were the person's sole residence. and so people think it's like the millionaire homes on the beach. but really most of the folks are this is where they live every day...
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put down more coal and tar in his lungs than this guy >> except for santa claus jon: there are people unionizing in his lungs right now. merry [bleep] christmas is on the book shelves now. it's to help firefighters >> it actually is even though you jest >> jon: de learyeary, ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen >> confirming will and kate are
put down more coal and tar in his lungs than this guy >> except for santa claus jon: there are people unionizing in his lungs right now. merry [bleep] christmas is on the book shelves now. it's to help firefighters >> it actually is even though you jest >> jon: de learyeary, ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen >> confirming will and kate are
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proponents of gay paerj say their unions are deserving of the same dignity, respect and rights as those of straight couples and are asking for nothing more than equal protection under the law. to which their opponents smartly argue -- >> i've been waiting to ask you this question. >> go on. >> if the space don't love, can three people love each other. is it possible for three people to genuine lovely open and want to share their lives together. >> jon: oh my god, oh-- (laughter) oh my god! no! no way! no way! (cheers and applause) (laughter) >> jon: is lindsay graham about to propose to mccain and lieberman? (laughter) imagine lieberman's response. >> i'm the happiest man. i'm in a threeway tie for bride. (laughter) actually, lindsay graham is page the age-old slippery slope argument. >> i mean if gay people can get married why can't three people get married or ten people, or anybody to anything. again, placing gayness into the category of whimsical desire for something unconventional as opposed to a state of being who you are. going up against the supreme court, these guys are going bu
proponents of gay paerj say their unions are deserving of the same dignity, respect and rights as those of straight couples and are asking for nothing more than equal protection under the law. to which their opponents smartly argue -- >> i've been waiting to ask you this question. >> go on. >> if the space don't love, can three people love each other. is it possible for three people to genuine lovely open and want to share their lives together. >> jon: oh my god, oh--...
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put down more coal and tar in his lungs than this guy >> except for santa claus jon: there are people unionizing in his lungs right now. merry [bleep] christmas is on the book shelves now. it's to help firefighters >> it actually is even though you jest card hassles? introducing chase liquid. the reloadable card that's easy to activate and can be used right away. plus, you can load cash or checks at any chase depositfriendly atm and checks right from your smartphone. get rid of prepaid problems. get chase liquid. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen >> confirming will and kate are pregnant >> the new princess is pregnant captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ two... two, three... ♪ ♪ (alarm clock ringing) decisions, decisions. should i wear my nerd glasses today, or not? usually i don't. whatever. it doesn't really matter. doesn't matter? (grunts) every decision we make opens up a universe of possibilities. i put it to you that, as sentient beings, each choic
put down more coal and tar in his lungs than this guy >> except for santa claus jon: there are people unionizing in his lungs right now. merry [bleep] christmas is on the book shelves now. it's to help firefighters >> it actually is even though you jest card hassles? introducing chase liquid. the reloadable card that's easy to activate and can be used right away. plus, you can load cash or checks at any chase depositfriendly atm and checks right from your smartphone. get rid of...
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put down more coal and tar in his lungs than this guy >> except for santa claus jon: there are people unionizing in his lungs right now. merry [bleep] christmas is on the book shelves now. it's to help firefighters >> it actually is even though you jest >> jon: denis leary, ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen >> confirming will and kate are pregnant >> the new princess is pregnant captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org - man, this summer kickoff party's gonna be, like, mtv beach house throwback status. daisy fuentes's butt-cheeks are just gonna be flowing in the wind. - ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! that wasn't racist, was it? - she had s--that's a good one. it was a little. - okay, well. - it was a little racist. - hey, uh, dirk to blaze. any sign of what's clogging the drain, my main man? - negative, dude. i do see a barbeque down here, though, and a suitcase full of your clothes. i'm almost to the drain. it's 2 meters. - how's the air quality down there? - it's okay, it'
put down more coal and tar in his lungs than this guy >> except for santa claus jon: there are people unionizing in his lungs right now. merry [bleep] christmas is on the book shelves now. it's to help firefighters >> it actually is even though you jest >> jon: denis leary, ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen >> confirming will and kate are pregnant >> the new princess is pregnant...